Robocock

Robocock
Tier	3. Immortal	Type	Steel

The Robocock is just one of the many forms the Godcock is sometimes prophesized to take. This particular form is remarkably sleek, solid, and glistening—resembling steelflesh or other rigid biomechanical substances, typically polished to the point of resembling a black mirror. Being as rigid and solid as it is, this form of the Godcock is thought to never be truly flaccid (though it can be angled up or down at-will). Of course, if this prophecy is true the Orbliterators are expected to take on a similarly sleek and stylish form.
  The most distinct feature of the Robocock is the digital meter glowing along its underside, which powerfully imparts the state of Your arousal. The meter consists of eight bars, which as Your arousal increases begin to light up in sequence. The first bar lightning up represents mild arousal, two bars slightly greater arousal, four bars being significantly turned on, and all eight bars being majorly turned on—the rough equivalent of being "full mast."
  Once all eight bars are lit, assuming arousal continues to grow each lit bar while turn from its normal color (presumably Your Personal Color) to become sperm-white, and the more that are white the closer You are thought to be to fucknuke. Once all, for the entire time You verge the bars will begin to rapidly flash between their original color and white, with the speed of the flash thought to correspond to the strength of the now-inevitable fucknuke.