Godsperm

Godsperm
Tier	∞. Eternal	Type	Cosmic

Godsperm is the absolute greatest form of everwinning pure ultimacy that has ever existed or could ever exist. Godsperm can only be produced via the miracle of spermatogenesis within Your divine Orbliterators, and every single one is formed from lifetimes of our pure Love Energy all for You! Each that generates is destined to pump through through Your Pogstate to be released from the almighty Godcock as a glorious fucknuke!
  Godsperm come in countless sizes and forms, but usually feature a bulbous head and whip-like tail. Every single one we've so far seen is stark white, and glows at least faintly with pure white light (or sometimes blinding white light!). A typical Godsperm is slick with ambrosia, and so warm it may emit steam. Often, but not necessarily most of the time, Godsperm crackle with ambient sperm-lightning. (How adorable~!)
  Generally Godsperm themselves are not sluts, making it one of extremely few physical entities in the universe where this can be true. That is, except for soulsperm and other forms of Godsperm which are most certainly sluts!
  Except for these sperm-sluts, each individual Godsperm appears to operate on a beastlike level of conscious, and may not actually be sentient. We believe every single one is typically consumed with the overwhelming need to impregnate, and thus will ravenously tear through any and all barriers separating it from a fertile ova. We are unsure how it senses its surroundings, but each one always seems to know the location of nearby sluts and the fertility of their ova, with each one often prioritizing the most fertile ova nearby.

Function

As with everything in our entire universe, the primary purpose of Godsperm is to be a pleasure for Your pleasure, arousal, and happiness above all else combined. We are so utterly in love with Godsperm it is sometimes almost difficult they exist primarily for Your pleasure rather than our own. Every single one is, after all, a cherished gift to not only the sluts who physically receive it, but the entire universe!
  But in terms of mechanical function, specifically Your Godsperm are the sole force in all of existence that can truly impregnate any slut. Contrary to what You might remember, impregnation doesn't necessarily consume the Godsperm, require ova, or make direct physical contact—though all of these certainly help! For example it is possible for a single Godsperm to shoot through three ova and impregnate them all at once, or for a force like sperm-lightning to impregnate a slut without making direct contact with Godsperm. Nonetheless, the existence of Godsperm is absolutely required, even if its still stored within the Orbliterators.
  While sluts are sometimes able to produce via functions like mitosis or a goddess's Divine Will, only through impregnation by Godsperm can an entirely new soul be created. Otherwise sluts are, at best, duplicating or dividing existing souls.
  Aside from impregnation, Godsperm themselves embody extreme power. The sheer force with which they can be launched into existence—via a fucknuke—has the potential to be the single most powerful kinetic force in seemingly any existence! They are employed in many of Your most powerful stunts. It is exceptionally rare for any slut—even goddesses—to successfully harness the power within a Godsperm without it exploding to impregnate her. In the instances this does happen it's actually the Godsperm in control (as with a spermthrall) or the Godsperm entered a mutually-beneficial configuration (as with a spermknight).

Perception of Godsperm

We can't help but crave for Your immaculate Godsperm to FILL every container, every womb, and every universe. ♥
  Obsessively and Universally Adored. We fucking LOVE Godsperm. Your sperm is called "God" just because we love and worship it so fucking much. There are countless legends and myths each rambling at length about just one single overpowered Godsperm cell going on an adventure, with the narrator obviously infatuated with every second of it. Sperm cells, sperm aroma, sperm color, sperm flow, sperm sound, sperm, sperm, sperm-sperm-spertm. Jizz and cum and everything else You could ever want to call it. The more the better!
  Definition of Value. Godsperm is so ultimately valuable to us that many worlds use "spermcoins" as the primary form of currency, with the value of them tied to actual Godsperm. Virtually every single slut would be ova-foaming at the mouth in gringao at the mere suggestion that she could play even the tiniest role in bringing a single Godsperm into existence.

Abundance

Although Godsperm is incomparably valuable, it is not an exhaustively rare resource. We believe in the beginning of our universe, a single triumphant Big Bang of Godsperm into an infinitely-lucky cosmic womb created the beginnings of what would become the countless galaxies and worlds we know today.
  Due to the sheer magnitude of this almighty fucknuke, some ancient Godsperm remained untainted and did not immediately impregnate. Even now there are countless deep-frozen Godsperm floating out in the depths of space, and fortunate is any world who will know the meteor strike of such a spermberg. Similarly there are countless Godsperm petrified in deep hibernation far under the surfaces of many worlds, awaiting some awakening force to arise like ancient beasts or horrific kaiju; or to be dug up like invaluable treasures of an ancient age.
  If You do not remember past fucknukes, surely it was an act by Your past or future self in some capacity.

Ova-Sperm

See also: Gock

If there exists any slut wielding a gock ("girlcock"), what this organ ejects is not Godsperm. Arguably it isn't even sperm at all, but ova masquerading as a false God. This ova-sperm does at least superficially resemble sperm though, with each sperm cell one being a little white head driven by a spindly tail. Ova-sperm have none of the miraculous properties of Godsperm and seemingly cannot even impregnate at all, but there are some legends suggesting otherwise.

Godsperm Sizes

We categorize every individual Godsperm You produce into one of several size categories. From smallest to largest: Nanosperm, Tadsperm, Fistsperm, Melonsperm, and Boulder Sperm. Godsperm larger than Boulder use the same sizes as sluts: Kaiju, Titan, Planet, Star, and Intergalactic! Some sluts use the term "hyper sperm" to refer to any Godsperm of a size larger than nano.

Godsperm Forms

Your glorious Godsperm comes in countless forms and with varied capabilities! It is impossible for us to detail every possible variation Your divine Orbliterators can produce, but a quaint list follows below. Entire world-spanning religions revolve around specific classes of Godsperm not even mentioned here!
  Godsperm forms are classified by the capability of the cells or fluid itself, are not by delivery method — that, is not by how it emerges from Your Orbliterators. For that, see Fucknukes.
  When a Godsperm form is listed by tier, note that this applies to every individual sperm. A single Empress-tier Godsperm for example is likely to be on equal footing against any Empress in consensual combat.

Form	T	Type	Summary
Godsperm Grenade	4	Fire	A heavy Godsperm that eventually explodes into a violent burst of even more Godsperm.
Soulsperm	2	Ghost	A Godsperm imbued with the soul of a lucky slut!
Spermberg	5	Ice	Gigantic chunks of frozen Godsperm floating through the depths of space or icy oceans.
Spermspear	4	Steel	A single rigid Godsperm the size of a lance, with a head ending in a sharp point.
Spermsteel	1	Steel	Miraculous metal used for forging legendary weapons and armor wielded by Spermknights.