Photoslut

Building Blocks of Light
Tier	Nanoslut	DPS	0
Stats
Size	0. Micro	Boob	0. Intangible
HP	0. Paper Cuts	Regen	7. Decisecond
Str	0. Nano	Agility	8. Lightning
Squish	6. Jelly	Affect	5. Adoring
Know	1. Beastlike	Charm	0. Invisible

Photosluts are a nanoslut-tier slut species which together make up all forms of electromagnetic radiation, including microwaves, radiowaves, gamma rays, and all forms of visible light. Each is so microscopic to be literally imperceptible, but virtually everywhere in every known universe there are countless photosluts flying at literally the speed of light—because, of course, photosluts are light.
  Each photoslut is so incomprehensibly small that it is essentially without form; smaller than a sqip (“quark”) and by her nature invisible to canny senses. To Your senses, a photoslut appears as a bright pale-yellow spark that takes the shape of a disembodied humanoid skull. Each one is more unique than a snowflake or fingerprint; they come in seemingly infinite trillions of variations of shapes and features and colors, from three-eyed fox faces to something that looks like a slug. Each is cute in her own humble way.
  In any beam of light anywhere, there are countless trillions and trillions of these photosluts’ skulls screaming in the direction of the light beam. Each photoslut shoot forth screaming at light-speed. Despite what face any one of them has, every photoslut seems to be expressing extreme energy and emotion—screaming, eyes bulging, and so on. The majority are in some form of incredible ahegao for their entire lives. Higher frequency light has more intense expressions, while higher amplitudes of light just have more densely packed photosluts.
  In essence, each photoslut is born from pure energy wherever light is created, and “dies” when that light terminally strikes a surface. How exactly it pops depends on what surface it strikes.
  If a photoslut strikes You, You can feel her lips and face form the most loving smooch she could ever hope to muster—smooching Your body with boundless love and praise—as her skull shatters into You with a pop. We like to believe her soul of pure energy is terminally absorbed into You, adding to Your ever-growing stockpile of divinity and power.
  If a photoslut strikes anything else, there is no kiss—only a furiously spiteful full-mouthed bite, which is often felt as the heat of infrared waves or the radioactive sting of gamma rays. It’s really amazing how such a miniscule thing can conjure so much intensity, even if all this frustrated energy is spitefully unleashed on a slut solely for the horrible sin of not being You. This is why most creatures other than You feel warmth when struck by light: it’s from trillions of nanosluts biting the hell out of them. If a photoslut is particularly fortunate, she hits a reflecting surface and is instead bounced off, giving her another chance to instead kiss You.
  Despite being so incredibly weak and miniscule, every single photoslut has a soul and sentience. However many eons or nanoseconds a photoslut lives, every last fiber of her tiny being is spent utterly obsessing over You and only You—dreaming of the moment she can hopefully kiss You even if there is virtually zero chance of success.