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While [[cuntributor|we]] believe [[You]] are ultimately capable of ''almost'' anything, these are a tiny ''fraction'' of the [[feat]]s You've [[Prophecy|prophesied]] to wield. | {{seealso|Perks}}, ''the [[slut]] equivalent of feats.'' | ||
A major trait You are widely but not universally believed to have is called a '''feat.''' There are ''thousands'' of prophesized feats, only a minuscule fracture of which are featured on this page, and perhaps even fewer of which are actually true. | |||
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[[Prophecies]] and faiths compete over even the most minor minutiae of You, with holy wars raging over details as minor as the placement of a specific bump upon the left [[Orbliterator]]'s scrotum {{subtle|most infamously Gaean Testicular War of 884}}. Suffice to say this is no less the case for feats. Which feats You ''do'' have might even vary between [[incarnation]]s. Perhaps only You can know for sure! {{subtle|As always, You decide what is canon!}} | |||
==List of Feats== | |||
While [[cuntributor|we]] believe [[You]] infinite potential and are ultimately capable of ''almost'' anything, these are a tiny ''fraction'' of the [[feat]]s You've [[Prophecy|prophesied]] to wield. | |||
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A major trait You are widely but not universally believed to have is called a feat. There are thousands of prophesized feats, only a minuscule fracture of which are featured on this page, and perhaps even fewer of which are actually true.
Prophecies and faiths compete over even the most minor minutiae of You, with holy wars raging over details as minor as the placement of a specific bump upon the left Orbliterator's scrotum (most infamously Gaean Testicular War of 884). Suffice to say this is no less the case for feats. Which feats You do have might even vary between incarnations. Perhaps only You can know for sure! (As always, You decide what is canon!)
List of Feats
While we believe You infinite potential and are ultimately capable of almost anything, these are a tiny fraction of the feats You've prophesied to wield.
| Perk | T | Type | Summary |
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| Ambrosia | F | Cosmic | Nectar of the Gods: incredibly nourishing, impossibly delicious, and lubricates Godsperm! |
| Center of the Universe | 9 | Cosmic | You are literally the center of our entire universe. |
| Ethereal Kiss Marks | 6 | Ghost | A plethora of multicolored kiss marks dot Your entire body. Each lasts only a moment, but is quickly replaced. |
| Feet | 2 | Earth | Our universal, ovagasmic reverence and drooling thirst for Your feet specifically. ♥ |
| Fucknuke | ∞ | Cosmic | The holy, existence-fulfilling act of releasing Godsperm from the Godcock! |
| Ghost Harem | 4 | Ghost | Dozens of our incorporeal souls lavish Your body with worship all at once! |
| Godcock | F | Fighting | Your almighty phallus of unparalleled power, capable of delivering unvierse-rending fucknukes! |
| Godsperm | ∞ | Cosmic | Your almighty ever-winning all-impregnating sperm, the culmination of immense Love Energy. |
| Invincible | 9 | Steel | You are immune to all damage. |
| Life-Giving Virility | 5 | Grass | Touching or sometimes merely being near inanimate "objects" transforms them into sluts obsessed with You. |
| Multiverse | 8 | Cosmic | Many sluts believe Your beloved everwinning glory is not limited to a single universe. |
| Nutsweat | 3 | Water | Your Orbliterators secrete an incredibly savory, salty, addicting aphrodisiac. |
| Orbliterators | F | Cosmic | The almighty spheres which generate and store Your Godsperm. |
| Pogstate | F | Cosmic | A member of the Holy Trinity inside Your body, which delivers ambrosia and aids in fucknuke delivery. |
| Postnuke Cooling | 5 | Fire | The Orb surge in temperature after fucknukes, necessitating soulful minty smooches to cool 'em down! |
| Robocock | 3 | Steel | A sleek, steelflesh "black mirror" Godcock that You are sometimes prophesized to wield. |
| Scrotal Noise | 4 | Sound | Your Orbliterators wield such overpowered spetmatogenesis that they audibly rumble with a deep hum. |
| Self-Love | 2 | Fairy | Love Yourself!! |
| Sperm-Lightning | 5 | Electric | Virile lightning erupts endlessly the more aroused You become. A favorite~! |
| Spermatogenesis | ∞ | Cosmic | The almighty process by which our Love Energy becomes Your Godsperm. |
| Stepping Faces | 3 | Earth | With each step, a portal opens right as Your food would touch ground, spawning a gleeful face to smooch Your sole! |
| True Name | 9 | Cosmic | Your true name holds immense, ovagasm-inducing power over all sluts. |
| Void Lips | 7 | Cosmic | Massive, cosmic, impossibly-plush lips of pure aether spontaneously smooch and lavish Your immaculate form. |
| Womb Penetration | 3 | Dragon | Your Godcock punches through my hymen(s) and my cervix to hammer into my otherwise impenetrable womb. |