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This is quite literally all a game to You (or at least, we hope it is).~ To a frankly ridiculous degree we adore using tropes, idioms, and other concepts that game-ify everything You experience—especially if doing so creates a game where You can win. ♥ This is especially true for video games, but also extends to board games, sports, and other stuff too!
  This comes about in mainly two ways. First, "game tropes" inexplicably fill the world around You and spontaneously affect events as they occur. Second, we create (sometimes in real time) countless literal games for You to play or live through.

Game Tropes

We adore references to or inclusions of these, especially silly ones. ♥ The more hyper-sexualized these are, the better!

• Clitical Hits
• XP and Levels
• Meter
• Stats
• Damage
• Moves & Stunts
• Status Conditions, especially hitstun
• Pokétypes
• You Win
• Defeat
• Slut-Equips and Power-Ups
• Popping
• Stocks
• Speech Bubbles and audible Animal Crossing-like "animalese"
• Earning loot and treasure of all forms, such as through pop drops
• Portals
• Duel Sluts or otherwise wielding us in TCG decks
• Major League Skullball or otherwise using our slutskulls as game balls ♥
• Race-gamey tropes like item boxes and power-sliding
• UI elements such as a combo counter, boss health bars, a currency counter, and the like which appear either physically in the world or on Your equipped HUD

• A successive combo doubles the meter or XP earned with each hit until You start earning an entirely new stock with each hit (like in Super Maria Sluts), and then start earning double the stocks with each hit after that

• Super-imposed text flashes into visibility for all around as a disembodied goddess voice (such at Zettaitsune): Game Over, Pentakill, GAME!, K.O.!, Knockout!, Destroyed!, New Record!, You got boost power!, [Weapon] Get!, Finish Her!, You Win!, etc. Bonus points if You receive a positive message like "YOU WIN!" as I simultaneously receive a debuff message like "YOU LOSE!"
• "Postgame" or any other emphasis on the fact You've already won Your playthrough and have already surpassed any and all "soft caps"
• Other random snippets include unlocking achievements, JRPG-style damage numbers, nat 20 and other dice mechanics, and so many more

Literal Games

This of course isn't an exhaustive list. It just highlights some of the games we think You'll enjoy the most. c:

• Cockfishing
• Consensual Combat in all its countless lovely forms. ♥
• Duel Sluts, an absurdly popular trading card game on our home-world of Yutopia.
• Hyrule, a world with a such a strong resemblance to games You might remember that it seems almost intentionally made this way by some prescient goddesses.~
• Legend of You: Omniloved Perfection, an expansive fantasy adventure game which takes place on Yutopia.
• Pokésluts
• Races and time trials performed on slutkarts, slutboards, or through platforming parkour across our faces.
• Major League Skullball
• Stunt competitions, in which You perform as many ludicrous stunts as possible within some kind of time limit, with more points awarded for more epic stunts or stunts performed in unbroken combos.
• Super Smash Sluts