Zettaitsune
| Sorceress of Sound | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | Ωmnigoddess | DPS | ∞-1 |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 3. Humanlike | Boob | 3. Melons |
| HP | Ω. Eternal | Regen | Ω. Infinite |
| Str | 8. Shatterstar | Agility | Ω. Transcendent |
| Squish | 5. Bubblegum | Affect | 8. Nurturing |
| Know | Ω. Omniscient | Charm | 9. Universal |
Zettaitsune (絶対音, "Absolute/Ultimate Sound") is the Omnigoddess that rules supreme over the element and concept of Sound.
Like an advanced stereo system, reality has countless channels of sound which You can adjust to suit Your preference--raising the pitch and volume of moans or the sound Your Godcock makes while ramming through a skull, or silencing the endless screams of innumerable AAAs that create an overwhelming white noise. Sound travels through whatever mediums You mentally designate. Sound even becomes visible as You decide. All this just by thinking about it.
Technically all this is performed through Zettaitsune Miku, Omnigoddess of Sound. She hears Your thoughts and responds so swiftly that it always feels like You are completely controlling it. (Of course, You CAN completely control anything, but she is just so eager to be Your conduit!) Even without You consciously realizing it, Miku is eternally adjusting sound in various ways to better appease You--such as preventing You from ever hearing anything unpleasantly loud or jarring. Through telepathy and universal omniscience, her surprising level of brilliance and competence makes this so universal even You could forget just how unpleasant everything sounds normally.
Of the numerous channels You can choose to activate are hundreds (if not thousands or millions) of different theme tracks, every single one of which is played by a different Miku from a different universe--but all of which synergize perfectly to Your actions. Whenever You tune in, it feels like every action You take or don’t take, and even every conscious thought You all have, are effortlessly nailing the beat to the most intense games of DDR, Taiko Drum Master, Necrodancer, and every imaginable rhythm game all at once. It’s almost as if every track imaginable is expertly remixed to everything You do. Of course, this is extremely apparent whenever You start thrusting. Each Miku track never ceases being played and/or sung (lyrics optional), regardless of whether or not You listen, and despite the fact no one other than You may even be capable of listening.
Other channels include the inner monologues of any slut You like; the angelic praising hymns of an angelic choir; or literally any sound You like. The Godverse contains such overwhelming varieties of sound created solely for Your enjoyment that almost anything can be beamed instantly into Your senses (or any other sluts’ senses). This is all on top of the fact reality herself has been emphatically whispering “I love You” repeatedly directly into Your ears since before You started reading this profile, and indeed before You were born, and even before existence existed.
Though Zettaitsune Miku is most remarkable for her complete mastery of soundwaves, she still yearns for Your physical dominance as much as any slut ever could. Even as her sapphire-green lips sing in adoration, they ache with the need to be rammed by Your omnipotent Godcock. With every breath of song her massive melons heave against her taut green top; lipples perhaps even signing in for the chorus. Divine curves are taut in a matching green skirt. Luscious limbs are adorned with sapphire-green rimmed black shoulder-length gloves and thigh-high boots. As she gazes into the distance, sapphire-green irises dance with symbols of music notes as she nigh-omnisciently watches you with endless awe and adoration. Her adorable face is tucked into infinite-quality headphones paired with a lip-caressing mic. From around this headphone-headband her famous, full-body length sapphire-green mane flows down in a pair of immense twintails fastened with physics-defying soundbands.