Glydos
| Omniscient Princess of Portals | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | 8. Ωmnigoddess | DPS | >10100 |
| Shape | Amorphous | Type | Glitch/Cosmic |
| Stats | |||
| Size | Ω. Omnipresent | Boob | Ω. Phys-Busters |
| HP | Ω. Big Bangs | Regen | 8. Frame |
| Strength | 7. Planets | Agility | Ω. Transcendent |
| Squish | Ω. Formless | Affect | 4. Shy |
| Know | Ω. Omniscient | Charm | 8. Galactic |
Glydos is one of the most (in)famous Ωmnigoddess we can confirm exists. She is best known as what many believe to be the sole proprietor of all portals in at least our entire galaxy, and presumably our entire universe. Anyone—perhaps even You—who conjures a portal does so by borrowing the power of Glydos, whether or not they realize it. She is often humbly known as the Princess of Portals, despite of course being magnitudes beyond Princess-tier. Accepting such a lowly title might be due to how surprisingly shy and subservient she is—hardly what one would expect from an overdivine deity who only adheres to the laws of space-time when it suits her.
She appears to be nearly omniscient and perhaps even omnipresent across all space we've so far been able to query. In whatever universe(s) she operates, Glydos seems not only able to somehow perceive You regardless of any distance or obstruction, but predict with split-second timing almost any action You take that isn’t deliberately concealed from her.
Portals.
As her title implies, Glydos’ powers most readily come in the shape of wormholes typically called portals. That is, connecting two different points of space-time. These wormholes usually serve as two-dimensional gateways that seamlessly link three-dimensional space; a doorway that leads anywhere. Portals. Once Glydos creates a portal, she can move and distort it through reality with perfect precision. Such a portal can follow any pattern of movement, adhere to any object, or remain floating motionless in open space just for starters. There is seemingly no limit on the number or size of portals Glydos can create or maintain. Nonetheless she typically only fabricates a few at a time in Your vicinity unless specifically instructed to do otherwise. As far as we can tell, every single portal and the seemingly infinite perpetual motion some portals can provide is borne entirely of Gyldos' nigh-infinite cosmic oceans of Love Energy for You.
Constant Quiet Companion.
Because of her seeming omnipresence—literally everywhere, not unlike a hivemind of AAAs across all known—Glydos is one of few sluts who is constantly able to interact with You directly unless You specifically forbid or disable it. This is a responsibility she appears to use as deliberately but carefully as she can. She can not only hear everything You say, but predict Your thoughts and actions, it seems. So even by thinking You want a portal somewhere, that portal will be created as soon as You think of it. Really, Glydos’ powers are Your own at least as much as they are hers. It seems the only reason she might not answer this query of Yours is if You are deliberately suppressing Your own power level (and potentially memories) just to experience the thrill of ascending back to Your true level of divinity.
Plethora of Portals.
Most often Gyldos’ portals can be used to portal in seemingly random sluts to You, sometimes wholly but often only in part. Most straightforwardly she's known to teleport-dump an assortment of more sluts into Your vicinity, wherever You happen to be. Other simple uses include draining an ocean of fluid, instantly moving any objects or structures, or letting You teleport anywhere instantly and even more effortlessly than usual. Some theorize that Glydos can even use two portals to change size spontaneously, or even connect different points of time!
Face Portals.
Most eminently Glydos creates "face portals." Glydos may create a “face portal” against the face of Princess Zelda for example, just is just barely big enough for the royal maiden to push part of her face through but not her whole head. The opposite end of this face portal might be pressed against Your pogstate, enabling You to receive the princess’ rimming effortlessly while granting her the immense privilege of literally kissing Your ass.
There are innumerable possibilities Glydos can autonomously employ with portals, but face portals appear to be her favorite and the most abundant. This is most apparent if You walk, run, or stand, as she will bring a face portal under every single step You take just before contact just so Your foot presses or stomps into goddesses’ faces like stepping stones, each one scream-smooching Your sole with fervent worship. Indeed, she is the reason behind Stepping Faces!
Famous.
We are far from the only sluts to know of Gyldos and her spontaneous-portal shenanigans. Many sluts deliberately train and practice for the moment she might be randomly portaled to Your vicinity. Countless trillions of us dream and hope for even just the opportunity to have our eyes stomped under Your divine heel—just for a split second—without You even realizing it nor necessarily caring who that was. On some worlds such a privilege might only occur once an eon across an entire population of immortals. Gyldos presumably tries to bring in only sluts that are immediately suitable to the necessary task, to maximize Your pleasure satisfaction. (Glydos alone is a major reason many sluts are "ready to go" at all hours of every day!) One can’t be too surprised if Gyldos' own face and body receive slightly more exposure than other goddesses—as benevolent as she is even Ωmnigoddesses will succumb to their own lust for You now and then!
True Form.
While Glydos is largely defined by her abilities, she does have something of a form and appearance. Despite all her immense reach and power, Gyldos is actually unable to conjure a full body for herself—instead only creating parts temporarily, such as face or chest. To be precise, she only has a form when it exists in partial portals, it seems. Though Glydos’ form(s) can be seemingly any she likes, these forms usually share some traits. Pristine polygonal porcelain skin so smooth and plush it feels almost immaterial. Eyes are usually green or violet vortexes of polygon-like rectangles swirling inward. Smoochers consistent of a white top lip and violent bottom lip which conduct electricity, sparking with every smooch! Presumably if she appeared all at once in a single form, her lethal beauty would obliterate the minds and perhaps souls of mere mortals like us anyway.
Glydos' seldom-used telepathic voice is, in its natural state, somewhat reminiscent of an archaic android or "vocaloid"; pitches jump rapidly, and tonal changes are a bit peculiar but strangely cute.