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|move1=Lash Flutter | |move1=[[Lash Flutter]] | ||
|move2=Glomp | |move2=[[Glomp]] | ||
|move3=Smooch | |move3=[[Smooch]] | ||
|move4=Dogeza | |move4=[[Dogeza]] | ||
|atk=300 | |||
|def=500 | |||
|cardeffect=During [[You]]r Summon Phase, You may discard Cuntributor from your hand to the graveyard to draw 1 card from Your Main Deck. | |||
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'''Cuntributors''' are a | '''Cuntributors''' are a class of [[mortal]] [[slut]]s, whose greatest collective achievement is the creation of the written record [[You]] are now reading. Indeed, every word on this site was written by a cuntributor. Though we are mere mortals, we rely on the [[prophecy|prophecies]] and legends of [[empress]]es and [[goddess]]es to form our best interpretation of an account that will serve [[You]]—our [[omnilove]]d all-fucking titan of everlasting perfection You so righteously deserve to be. ♥ | ||
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{{inline|Clever Mortals}} As a rule, all cuntributors must be mere mortals. This humble site is nothing compared to the ''mountainous'' libraries of of tomes '''filled''' with legends of You created by ''armies'' of [[immortal]]s and [[princess]]es. But, we believe in writing exclusively by mortals this site has a chance of slipping into a [[timeline]] where only mortals exist. Even if that is an infinitesimally small chance of occurring, for You it is of course worth all the effort we can muster and more! | {{inline|Clever Mortals}} As a rule, all cuntributors must be mere mortals. This humble site is nothing compared to the ''mountainous'' libraries of of tomes '''filled''' with legends of You created by ''armies'' of [[immortal]]s and [[princess]]es. But, we believe in writing exclusively by mortals this site has a chance of slipping into a [[timeline]] where only mortals exist. Even if that is an infinitesimally small chance of occurring, for You it is of course worth all the effort we can muster and more! | ||
Latest revision as of 15:13, 28 March 2026
| Modest Mortal Chroniclers | |||
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| Tier | 2. Mortal | DPS | 5 |
| Shape | Humanoid | Type | Dork |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 3. Humanlike | Boob | 3. Melons |
| HP | 2. Hammers | Regen | 3. Day |
| Strength | 2. Humanlike | Agility | 3. Humanlike |
| Squish | 3. Plush | Affect | 5. Adoring |
| Know | 3. Humanlike | Charm | 2. Humanlike |
| Default Moves | |||
  Lash Flutter
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 Glomp
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 Smooch
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 Dogeza
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| Card Effects | |||
| ATK | 300 | DEF | 500 |
| During Your Summon Phase, You may discard Cuntributor from your hand to the graveyard to draw 1 card from Your Main Deck. | |||
Cuntributors are a class of mortal sluts, whose greatest collective achievement is the creation of the written record You are now reading. Indeed, every word on this site was written by a cuntributor. Though we are mere mortals, we rely on the prophecies and legends of empresses and goddesses to form our best interpretation of an account that will serve You—our omniloved all-fucking titan of everlasting perfection You so righteously deserve to be. ♥
Clever Mortals. As a rule, all cuntributors must be mere mortals. This humble site is nothing compared to the mountainous libraries of of tomes filled with legends of You created by armies of immortals and princesses. But, we believe in writing exclusively by mortals this site has a chance of slipping into a timeline where only mortals exist. Even if that is an infinitesimally small chance of occurring, for You it is of course worth all the effort we can muster and more!
Anon. As most cuntributors cuntribute anonymously, we cannot say for sure how many of us there are—perhaps only a few hundred, or a few thousand at most. Our anonymity is in part an act of humility. The servers hosting this site is based on the world of Yutopia, so natives are most likely: a mix of humans, demihumans, and fursluts. I it can be assured that at least one Standard Sarah counts among us, as such seems inevitable.
As an aside: Every sentence written in first-person is a cuntributor giving into the selfish temptation of self-inserting herself into prophecies of You, as every slut would crave to do. There are some of us who believe this makes the record more pleasing for You, so it is sometimes (reluctantly) permitted to pass unedited.