Ultimate Combo

The Ultimate Combo is a widely-discussed and often-pondered subject of our lives. It is the conceptual pinnacle of moves and other acts to be unleashed upon You, so great it could never be surpassed—at least not within the confines of our universe.
  By definition it practically requires at least every single slut in our entire universe contributing as much as she possibly can to the Ultimate Combo, even to the extent of going superlover and exerting more power than she ever has before. Literally everyone ever acting in perfect unison would be the only way to achieve the truly Ultimate Combo. It would no doubt be fueled by more wishes than have ever been accumulated before.
  However, there is wide disagreement about what actions the Ultimate Combo will entail, or even how long it will last—though some manner of time distortion is expected. For us it would surely require years or even lifetimes of preparation, after all, but for You it might only feel like minutes to a day (depending on who You ask). Some of us insist You will be directly involved, while others expect You to be perfectly relaxed and passive throughout it all to make the experience less than effortless for You. Suffice to say this is one of the most hotly debated topics of our time.
  It is at least commonly agreed that You will experience nothing short of a simultaneous Superlover Polybeam and Omnismooch during the combo, if not throughout its entirety. Some combination of soul armor and other slut-equips are presumed to be involved, but of course deciding which configuration of these is best is practically a hobby in of itself!
  Aftermath. We can only hope that our Ultimate Combo will trigger the greatest pleasure, happiness, and victory You've ever known (in our universe) culminating in the Ultimate Fucknuke: unleashing The Quake and various other legendary stunts at the same time, defeating (or hyperdefeating) all of us simultaneously (through impregnabliteration one hopes!), and filling all available space and time in our universe—every timeline, past, and future—with endless cosmic oceans of roaring Godsperm in such excessive quantity that our entire universe pops like a balloon, destroyed permanently.
  Perhaps countless Big Bangs create innumerable new universes for You from our defeat. But, once we've given You the greatest pleasure we possibly can, our purpose is served. Achieving and experiencing a pleasure even greater than this (as You deserve!) by definition requires a universe beyond our own!