Sorya

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Cyborg Superheroine Slut‑Slayer
Tier	Penultimate	DPS	∞-1
Shape	Humanoid	Type	Fighting/Steel
Stats
Size	4. Megafauna	Boob	3. Melons
HP	8. Supernovas	Regen	6. Seconds
Str	8. Shatterstar	Agility	8. Lightning
Squish	1. Solid	Affect	0. Evil Bitch
Know	5. Archival	Charm	7. Planetary

Slut-Slayer Sorya, or simply Sorya (SOAR-yuh), is one form You are sometimes prophesied to take, though other prophecies suggest Sorya is instead a rival for You to defeat.
  As with any rival, Sorya has the potential to become a penultimate—and thus she is capable of achieving otherwise impossible stats, feats, and stunts. The box to the right estimates her stats near roughly galagoddess-tier, prior to the point of gaining borderline Ωmni levels of power.

Primer

• Over-the-top protagonist in an 80s/90s henshin, shounen, and toukatsu setting. Excessive in every possible regard.
• Ridiculously stern and serious even while shouting the cheesiest lines.
• Transforming cyborg steelflesh body with purple accents. ~10 feet. 2000 pounds. Buff af.
• Adored as a superheroine of justice who can do no wrong.
• Exudes an aura of cheesy cartoon logic that distorts physics and causes hyperbolic phenomenon in her vicinity, even more than usual for our universe.

Excessive Details

  Voice. Sorya’s speech is firm and confident. Born of technology rooted in the 80s, Sorya’s voice has robotic artifacts but her enunciation and cadence are brilliant. Often a woman of few words, which gives those words even greater impact when projected.
  Scent. Her metallic body oddly doesn’t smell of oil, but instead of freshly-polished steel–a clean and “cold” aroma that can be surprisingly subtle.
  Henshin!! Sorya's cybernetic body is capable of a seemingly impossible number of transformations and feats. She can for example transform any of her limbs into laser blasters, propelling rockets, beam-sabers, missile launchers, wings, water propellers, wheels, treads, and more. All of her limbs are capable of ejecting “quasars” from the palms/soles to give her levitation and supersonic flight, as well as offensive attacks. More elaborate transformations/feats are often accompanied with spontaneous theme music and over-the-top transformation sequences that would shatter any animation budget. When feasible her transformations incorporate friends or allies who become her weapons, armor, vehicles, or other augments.
  Slut-Slaying Superheroine. Sorya's title refers primarily to defeating supposed villains—especially evil goddesses—through over-the-top cartoon violence and ridiculous sex acts of which only You are thought to be capable. Because of this Sorya is seen by everyone in her world as a heroic paragon and force of good&mdashlloved, worshiped, and admired by all—seemingly regardless of any other actions she takes (or doesn’t take). (Of course, if Sorya is NOT You, defeating her will transform her influence over others as they realize who You really are.)
  Sorya Support Squad. A practically endless army of friends and allies are eager to assist Sorya in any and every way. This ranges from research labs developing upgrades specific to her, to mecha maidens who fuse with Sorya during transformation sequence. Together these allies are called the Sorya Support Squad, or SSS, akin to an insanely devoted fanclub. According to the Support Squad, each utterance of Sorya's name increases her power.
  Theme Songs. Being the protagonist of a cheesy universe, Sorya has not one but several songs that play spontaneously in the vicinity of her achievements. The most prominent of these are the opening theme(s), which play during intense moments. A recurring line among all songs is repeating her name on-beat, “[b][i]♫ SORYA-SORYA-SORYA-SORYA! ♫[/i][/b]” Other lyrics (almost) always deliver unilateral worship and praise unto Sorya that is utterly extreme by normal standards. For example:

• “♫ DOMINATOR OF ALL WOMBS SORYA! ♫”
• “♫ SORYA IS PERFECT! SORYA WINS! SORYA IS GOD!! ♫”
• “♫ OUR HEARTS ARE YOURS TO DESTROY SORYA! ♫”

  Lightning. When charged up with aggression or lust, Sorya continuously emits white-and-purple electricity often called "sperm-lightning" (or "sorya-lightning"). The more charged up she becomes, the greater the voltage, distance, and intensity. This electricity is a by-product of excessive energy buildup, and it takes more effort to suppress it than not. Despite being literal bolts of lightning this electricity is weaker than her more deliberate attacks. Virtually any slut Sorya fucks has this lightning lanced through her ovaries, heart, and entire body throughout coitus—though any goddess capable of taking Sorya can survive this, of course. This lightning is most intense with spermatogenesis, and thus is most intense in Sorya's balls which glow bright white or whitish-purple as a result.
  G(odc)ock. In default form Sorya doesn't wield a cock, but in combat or arousal she will deploy an aggressive, steel, cannon-drillcock thought to be at least' 4 feet in length. Of course, any recipient lucky enough to take this behemoth of a Godcock will cartoonishly stretch to take it all—unless it lances all-the-way-through, of course! This weapon may or may not feature several other properties:

• Cockspikes. Prominent steel spikes a few inches long emerge from the shaft.
• Drillshaft. The drillshaft features counter-rotating sections of extremely high horsepower, designed to propel the invincible tip through any surface–from plush slutflesh to stainless steel–like a tunneling drill. Sorya’s body directs as much energy as feasible to her Godcock, which consequently makes it her most powerful weapon–even more than the missiles, lasers, or bitch-blades she otherwise wields. With enough willpower her tip can penetrate anything in the universe, from neutronium armor to black holes.
• Drilltip. If driven against a “difficult surface,” the cockhead can spontaneously transform into a rapidly-spinning drill shape to provide even further penetrative power. Similarly, a syringe-like steel needle can extend from the urethra to provide an even more assured route for Sorya’s Godsperm into the target.

Love-Battery

It's thought this final trait will only apply if Sorya is You... as it only appears in corresponding prophecies. If this is the case, Sorya's tremendous over-the-top feats and cataclysmic cumshots are powered by a secondary source of energy called love-batteries. Inside the center of her chest, behind her pink cleavage-gem, is a specialized organ resembling a silver sphere, called a "core." Each core provides nigh-unparalleled energy reserves. Each of these cores is a little bit larger than a typical skull, and the battery within must be replaced routinely. The “battery” is the decapitated slutskull of a goddess, who directly powers Sorya with non-stop love energy manifested in bright pink beams that erupt from the slut’s eyes and nonstop-screaming lips like miniature quasars, which are captured by Sorya’s heart and converted directly into usable mechanical energy.
  Replacing the battery in her chest-core involves opening her mechanical chest at the sternum, tossing out the husked and depleted slutskull (if any remains) with one hand and then immediately replacing it with a fresh slutskull using the other hand before her chest closes back up. Replacing a ball-core involves cockvoring a slut's skull which is cockswallowed into her balls, and mixed around, before the husked skull is spat out of the Godcock in exchange.
  Although cores are by far the most efficient conversion rate, virtually all love and adoration for Sorya (if You) can be converted directly to usable energy, though the efficiency of this conversion is inversely proportional to the distance between the lover and Sorya's cores. This might be why simply chanting Sorya's name is thought to increase her power, even if by an infinitesimally small margin.

See Also

• Sorya has an F-List Profile.
• Sorya originated in the legend, Supreme Slut-Slayer Sorya. The version depicted in this legend may differ from what we now believe to be true.