Mallifer
| 🎵 The Only Thing They Fear is You (No Vocal) Morphing into Primal (English Vocal) I Hate Everything About You (English Vocal) 🎵 |
| Witch-Wrestler-Werewolf Soul-Stealer | |||
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| Tier | Penultimate | DPS | ∞-1 |
| Shape | Humanoid | Type | Fighting/Witch |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 4. Megafauna | Boob | 4. Beach Balls |
| HP | 8. Supernovas | Regen | 6. Seconds |
| Str | 9. Snap‑Physics | Agility | 9. FTL |
| Squish | 3. Plush | Affect | 0. Evil Bitch |
| Know | 9. Nearomniscient | Charm | 9. Universal |
Mallifer Provenzano—better known as Mallifer the Soul-Crusher—is one form You are sometimes prophesized to take, but a greater number of prophecies suggest Mallifer is instead a rival and potential penultimate You are destined to defeat. As with any penultimate she has nigh-infinite potential, and the description below is for the minimum capability we expect her to wield.
The goth-amazon witch-wrestler is a cataclysmic universe-conquering threat renowned for reality-warping brilliance, star-crushing physical ferocity, and utterly ruthless tenacity. Her 10-foot statue of something resembling a goth girl beguiles Her physics-shattering alchemy and witchcraft trapped in the mind of a mountain-suplexing wrestler-werewolf who isn't afraid to fuck to death an entire army of angels. (How else would such an evil bitch have stolen that halo?)
Monstrous Mane.
Mallifer's ferocious visage sprouts a thick, beastly, wild, and untamed black mess that almost seems like a monster in of itself. On a humid day the frizz conceals Her demonic horns. Those twisting tendrils can even resemble a mass of snakes. When an aura of violet violence emits from Her body to emphasize Her power, the mane flows upward like a furious flame.
Witchcraft.
Mallifer has seemingly endless arcane knowledge of spells capable of achieving seemingly anything. Her portal mastery is particularly fearsome, second perhaps only to the disembodied princess of portals herself, Glydos.
Despite the reputation casters get, Mallifer is hardly "squishy." Her spells and especially portals are used to close the gap between Her and potential victims, which she obliterates with wrestling throws and murderfucking.
If Mallifer is not the true You, her appearance is glamoured to draw sluts into a hypnosis-like awe that convinces them she is the true You. Her eyes and face appear slightly different to all, but always unfathomably gorgeous.
Soul Gems. Mallifer is always adorned with mauve crystals. These are soul gems she uses to capture the souls of slain goddesses. These souls are burned as exceptionally potent mana to fuel her withcraft and stuntss —potentially even cockvored to fuel faux-fucknukes— as a cruel mockery of the Love Energy that fuels You. Seemingly any time Mallifer would face defeat, a soul will be ripped from its gem at the last moment to be defeated instead.
Witchcock.
While she does not wield a girlcock cock by default, Mallifer can either spawn a monstrous meter-dwarfing phallus through witchraft or a beast mode transformation. According to legend she would not hesitate to abuse a portal to fuck a cockmaiden with her own cock as if it was her strap-on. In any case any ovasperm she nukes forth is alchemized the moment it leaves Her body to become gigantic sperm—usually at least Fistsperm-sized—and if from a "stolen" cock is magnitudes more massive and virile than its original host.
Witch Seal.
Mallifer's virility/fertility is so overwhelmingly overpowered that the arcane seal tattooed on her lower abdomen is necessary to keep hyper-potent ovasperm foam from flooding the vicinity at all times. According to legend, only a high-level fucknuke from You can shatter it through futacide, and this is the only way to truly defeat her for good.
How the Fuck?
Ostensibly Mallifer began life decades ago in another universe as a mere human with prodigy-eclipsing aptitude for alchemy; that is, the chemical and biological manipulation of nanosluts using nonmagical methods to achieve magical effects. This perfectly complimented her unnatural thirst for power, as she used these humble methods to radically transform Her body into a literal undying behemoth of a woman. Due to an alchemical experiment, she can even literally go "beast mode" by transforming into a werewolf-like creature. Whereas most high-divinity sluts rely on regeneration, Mallifer is among the few who seems to be outright invincible thanks in part to these mutations and in part to her undying willpower.
These nonmagical sciences eventually gave way to the magical arts, and She brandished an affinity for witchcraft even stronger than for alchemy. Almost the moment she became a witch, Mallifer eclipsed beyond godhood. In short order she utterly slaughtered entire armies of angels as if out of pure sadistic revelry, and has since stolen the power of countless deities.
Extras
- She can spawn at-will a set of previously prepared power armor forged from the souls of slain goddesses, but it tends to shatter whenever She goes beast-mode.
- In most timelines, Mallifer wields Satania (literally Satan) as a bitch-blade greatsword wielded in one hand.
- In a sane life, she would probably lift in the morning, work at a nerdy game store in the evening, and ride her obnoxiously loud motorcycle at night.