Eloher
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For God so loved You, that all sluts who believe in Her should not perish, but be reborn forevermore. — Jane 3:16 |
| Almighty Mother of All | |||
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| Tier | Ωmnigoddess | DPS | 7 ×1053 |
| Shape | Strange | Type | Angel/Cosmic |
| Stats | |||
| Size | Ω. Omnipresent | Boob | 6. Body-Size |
| HP | Ω. Big Bangs | Regen | 6. Seconds |
| Str | Ω. Omnistrength | Agility | Ω. Transcendent |
| Squish | Ω. Formless | Affect | 8. Nurturing |
| Know | Ω. Omniscient | Charm | 9. Universal |
Eloher (also known as God, All-Mother, All-Ah, Yahweh, among innumerable other titles) is considered by many mortals to be the Supreme Creator and the zenith of angelic orders. We believe she birthed at least our entire galaxy. Some believe Her holy womb begat our entire universe as we know it—an unfathomable miracle which, of course, could only be accomplished with impregnation by Your Glorious Godsperm. A radical few believe being the "All-Mother," She birthed even You—figuratively or perhaps even literally, through a process far beyond the knowledge of mere cuntributors.
Almighty.
While much of Eloher is unfathomable, we know Her divinity ranks at least 777 sexdecillion—higher than every known galagoddess—and might be much higher. A being capable of such unfathomable telegenesis and of an almighty womb wields more capabilities that we could ever even understand, let alone detail. Suffice to say if we—or perhaps even You—are capable of imagining something, Eloher can do it (given six days or so). Whether through a limitation of Her power or a deliberate choice, She never deliberately alters the free will of seemingly any slut. Even with her immense divinity, Eloher is thought to be surprisingly gentle and generous—who not only created all we see, but cares for all of us (especially You!) as a mother would.
Beatific Vision.
As a potential Ωmnigoddess, She is surely capable of omnipresence. Despite this She is often thought to reside on the highest throne of heaven, directly served by the highest orders of angels who orbit Her in countless intricate layers stretching for miles in at least four different dimensions. Witnessing even gleaming golden glory of even the outer layers of these orbiters is thought to temporarily shatter the minds of mere mortals, who shed tears at the soul-filling vision of God's beauty; minds filled with unmediated knowledge and hearts overflowing with happiness, achieving however briefly a form of nirvana. Surely, the true face of God at the center of these innumerable layers is something we cannot describe; often She is represented as a beacon of light, a star, whose brilliant presence cannot be captured in knowable shapes and colors.
Despite this supposed true form of holiest holies, in artistic depictions She is often depicted as if merely human; curvaceous, of course, wrapped in silken white that alongside Her luxurious hair flows with surreal elegance, and backed by a golden gleaming hectohalo which may or may not be visible. It is often thought God projects Her presence before mortals in such a humble form, so as to not completely overwhelm all senses. There are many who believe other goddesses of incredible divinity, such as Christine, are either partially or wholly the same entity as God Herself.
Epitome of Reverence.
Upheld as the creator of everything we could ever witness, countless worlds revere Eloher above all other goddesses—worshipped second perhaps only to You. Practically by definition virtually every angel answers to Her above all others, save perhaps You. Yet Eloher's influence spreads far, far beyond the angels Her influence is widespread far, far beyond Her realm of heaven—across countless worlds and cultures, perhaps even beyond our entire galaxy.