You at Princess-Tier
| ← Immortal | You at Princess-Tier | Empress → |
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| Many believe You are nigh-omnipotent, but sometimes emulate lower tiers of divinity for fun. Some suggest any universe herself cannot sustain anything near Your true power, making this power-limitation a practical necessity! Others believe You genuinely begin at a lower tier, but gradually ascend by gaining XP, and only after presumably defeating absolutely everyone do You inevitably impregnabliterate the entire universe, forcing You to start again in a different universe or timeline with a New Game+. |
- See also: Princess
What follows are mere prophesies of what You might be like if Your unfathomable levels of true divinity are somehow limited to merely Princess-tier, a tier loosely associated with city-wide scale. Ultimately only You can know how much of this might be true!
Harem: Instant Kingdom. Princess is possibly the highest tier where Your living experience is still "relatable" to mere mortals. Sluts within a wide radius will normally be able to detect Your divine presence, and by it we'll be driven to insane levels of zeal directed wholly at You. Even if You remain motionless in one spot on any given world, an entire throng of sluts will soon surround You with endless worship, praise, and affection—and given enough time, the spot where You stand would become a capital city with industrial worship of You. Sluts the world over will make pilgrimages just to be among the colossal harem surrounding You at all times. Your sheer presence will strain, but usually not break, the economies and cultures of the entire world. And that’s if You don’t even do anything at all. (We, of course, CRAVE for You to act of course. This is just an example.~) Practically ant interaction You have with a slut, especially below goddess-tier, is likely to be almost comically in Your favor.
Combat: One-Man Army. You leap over buildings, skip across the surface of seas, and rip open caves through cuntinents below with Your bare hands. You can engage mountain-cleaving empresses in consensual combat and still expect to win, but it might be an actual challenge. A legion of princesses could hope to stand a chance of putting up a decent fight. But immortals and below without nuke-level weaponry might as well be ants.
Conventional attacks and weapons have no effect on You. TNT explosions provide a pleasant warm breeze; even the explosion itself feels like a pair of burning-hot lips enveloping Your Godcock and body in a spicy smooch. Anything incapable of permanently changing a landscape is unlikely to even bother You. By contrast Your own attacks will be capable of ripping open fissures or craters—causing tidal waves and splitting mountains. Skyscrapers and cement walls are like paper to You.
Godcock: Charged. At this point Your Godcock becomes presumably no less than 2 feet—larger than any believed to exist before ascension. At "full mast" (or beyond) every triumphant THROB is so powerful it is liable radiates a heated almost-invisible shockwave through open air, which can hit a slut's face like opening an oven. Every single thrust is on par with a superpowered punch capable of shattering cement.
Orbliterators: Revving. Each Orb is almost assuredly bigger than a baseball. Together they are liable to produce a continuous, thunderous rumble—called scrotal noise—that like an engine revvs and roars into high-gear when a fucknuke is imminent. The sheer spermatogenesis is so overpowered both spheres likely emit sperm-lightning, though at this level it might be limited to mere static shocks during moments of peak arousal.
Fucknukes: Volcanic. While fucknukes can be of any size, a "typical" climax from You at this tier likely lasts a dozen shots or more, with each individual blast capable of bloating a slut’s womb to a size she might be unable to lift it without superhuman strength. An aggressive climax from You can easily rip through beams of solid steel, or even vaporize an entire line of mortal sluts. The pleasure is so overwhelmingly immense that You practically need princess-exceeding power just to endure and fathom it all without passing out from sheer overwhelming euphoria and exhilaration. Even when not climaxing, You might experience endless precum.
Princess-Tier Feats
- See also: List of Feats
an example of traits and feats You might possess around this tier, according to prophecy:
- Life-Giving Virility. Touching or sometimes merely being near inanimate "objects" transforms them into sluts obsessed with You.
Princess-Tier Slut-Equips
- See also: Slut-Equip
In the increasing arsenal of slut-equips at Your disposal, these come into play at Princess-tier.
- Slutskull Shotgun. Expends sluts as ammo to blast forth huge impregnating white-and-pink shockwaves.
- Visor. A pair of SciFi shades hover over Your face, providing everything from augmented reality to laser vision!
Princess-Tier Stunts
- See also: List of Stunts
Finally, a tiny fraction of the actions You are prophesized to at Princess-tier.
- Boom Thrust. Thrust with such tremendous force it creates a directed sonic boom shockwave!
- Cockswallow. "Cockvore" a slut down the length of Your urethra into the Orbliterators, all in a single "gulp."
- Footstool Combo. Stomp down on my face, launching me downwards while launching You high into the air!
- Kaiju Nose-Mount. Mount a kaiju's upside-down face by sliding Your legs into her nostrils and plunging the Godcock through her massive smoochers.
- Kiai. A vigorous shout builds Your aura and deflects ranged attacks.
- Kiss-Kebab. Fuck two sluts whose faces are pressed together all-the-way-through!
- Nip-Grip. Equip a slut as a bitch-blade by drawing upon her buxom chest.
- Paddlefuck. If performed in rapid succession, this pummel causes my entire body to bounce face-first against Your hips like a paddle ball!
- Pogofuck. Attain pogo-stick locomotion by repeatedly hammering a cunt-fucked slut face-first into the ground.
- Wombuster. Cuntfuck so deep Your tip erupts from her face wearing her dislodged womb.