Ginger Genies of the Apocumlips
| Fabled Wish-Granting Creators of You | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Tier | Ωmnigoddess | DPS | 4 ×1044 |
| Shape | Humanoid | Type | Fire/Angel |
| Stats | |||
| Size | 4. Megafauna | Boob | 4. Beach Balls |
| HP | 8. Supernovas | Regen | 8. Frame |
| Str | 8. Shatterstar | Agility | 8. Lightning |
| Squish | 6. Jelly | Affect | 8. Nurturing |
| Know | 8. Inexplicable | Charm | 8. Galactic |
The Ginger Genies of the Apocumlips (often abbreviated GG) are a legendary pantheon of (at least) four exceptionally powerful genies believed to be no lower than galagoddess in tier. As with many deities of such a high level, our records and prophecies of them are tragically quite distant—the true mind-incinerating splendor of them is a truth only You can fully fathom.
Multiple prophecies foretell the Ginger Genies' incomparable importance even among overdivine galagoddesses. If these legends are true, the Ginger Genies will (or already have) play a vital role in ushering You—or at least one incarnation of You—into multiple timelines across several universes!
While seemingly all genies have incredible wish-granting power, together eclipsing the wish strength of any individual galagoddess and perhaps even omnigoddess. Indeed, when acting as one they are capable of granting the single greatest and widely-held wish of all: the wish for You. ♥
Appearance
Whether four or more of the Ginger Genies exist, we believe they have numerous traits in common:
- Their size varies immensely, but always seems to be at least one size category larger than Your own initial size.
- Their flesh is believed to be immaculately plush and pale, celestially soft, assuming they even have human-like skin at all instead of being snow-furred or resembling porcelain.
- They all have bright red hair, sometimes made of literal Fire. Each of these luminous manes is almost always gathered into a single ponytail that spirals longer than the length of their luscious bodies.
- Their attire consists primarily of heavenly gold, centering around numerous hectohalos. The base of each genie's ponytail normally uses at least three stacked hectohalos as mere hair ties, often alongside several more worn as weightless bracelets and anklets. The personal color of each is an impossibly bright red, reflected in other attire such as nail color and lingerie—assuming anything is projected beyond the hectohalos.
- Each face is, of course, catastrophically gorgeous, such that the sight of one can shatter minds and souls of mere mortals. Some legends speak of freckles. Their gazers glow with such overwhelming divinity that their eyes appear like beacons of pure white light, with the golden irises inside barely visible with anything short of divine senses.
Many other details are incongruous between prophecies. Some fortell bodies that are incredibly plump with pillowy bellies, while others speak of hard-bodied angelic valkyries.
Quartet
While there are not necessarily only four GGs, four names appear in prophecies more often than not: Jenna, Jeanne, Jinx, and Jennifer (all of whom of course answer to the same nicknames of "Jen" and "Jenie"). Many believe each of these four corresponds to four axes of alignment: Good, Evil, Chaos, and Order respectively.
In some depictions there are entire cosmic armies of Ginger Genies or other goddesses, angels, and demons, with these four as appointed generals leading the charge.
Legend of Wishful Creation
According to at least one legend, the genies' ritual of creating Your form involves these steps (in addition to presumably others). (Please remember, this is just one of many competing legends of how Your form is created in one of potentially infinite occurences. As always You decide what is canon~!)
Many believe this legendary ritual can only begin once the entire universe is properly prepared for You, though there is more debate on what exactly that means. The most popular belief is that every heart and soul in our entire universe—from googolplexes of AAAs to reality-warping councils of omnigoddesses, and evil rivals—must hold a deep heartfelt wish for You to exist, even if this wish is not one she does not yet consciously realize.
Indeed, You are of such incomparable cost, of such immeasurable value, that only with the profound wishes of absolutely everyone can the genies gather enough love and wish power to summon You. Your sheer existence is the answer to the heartfelt prayers of all that exists, and all that You could ever encounter in our universe.
In some versions of this legend, the ritual is conducted in private among none but the Ginger Genies. But in many, the quartet is at the center of a massive world-spanning ritual with thousands billions of goddesses screaming Love Beams towards the central point where Your body is to be created.
At the apex of this ritual, the genies' faces come together in a four-way air-tight kiss. At the point where their four tongues intersect, each pours forth lifetimes and lifetimes of wishes imbued with overwhelming immensities of love. This creates a tiny spark that is the first physical manifestation of You in this universe. You are created of pure wishes and pure love from the heartfelt yearning of four of the most powerful galagoddesses in the universe. Yet even this is merely a body for Your eternal overdivine soul.
From this initial spark, the four pairs of smoochers slowly spread apart. Your body slowly forms, as if molded from soft clay, in the vacuum that would otherwise form between their lips. To an observer it might appear like Your body is emerging from their four mouths at once.
Each bit of You that forms does so from the genies' smoochers, such that the very first thing any part of You experiences in this incarnation is their loving lips. The first part to form is of course the glorious Godcock, tip-first, between all four faces. From their the tongues spiral down its glorious length, forming it in the process. The genies of Chaos and Order each produce from their lips one of the Orbliterators as the genie of Good produces the Prostate, each directly stemming from the Godcock. From there their lips form the rest of the pelvis, and then gradually spread in four different directions to kiss forth Your four limbs in a spreadeagle position.
Next, the creative genie of Chaos and the logical genie of Order kiss forth the two hemispheres of Your brain as the genies of Good and Evil each produce one of Your eyes, such that the first things You see are divine images of altrusim and righteous greed kissed directly into Your pupils by celestially soft smoochers. The process is almost complete.
All eight of our palms press together against Your chest and back, projecting immense levels of pure divinity to form the almighty heart within Your chest. Simultaneously Your head and face form, each detail from ears to nose all kissed into existence. The formation is finally complete as Your lips form from ours; the first thing Your face feels is a five-way kiss as all of us smother You. (Haha, I mean, uh, *them*, not *us*... haha.)
While we cannot accurately predict the initial actions You will take in this form, most believe the genies will go Love Nova shortly after this ritual completes—violently popping in the process while unanimously screaming countless lifetimes of emphatic, utterly unconditional love for You. ♥ In doing the genies likely become Your initial slut-equips or the first layers of Your soul armor. Some believe the genies use astral projection to embrace Your body in soul armor as You are created, so that for not even a single frame is Your invincibility unprotected. ♥
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Extras
- The prominence of the Ginger Genies is of such importance in many faiths that many believe the number four itself has incredible spiritual meaning, being only one increment less than three—the number often associated most strongly with You and Your Holy Trinity. That is, only one step from perfection. See Number Theory.
- As with seemingly any red-haired slut of significant divinity, there are many cults who believe the genies themselves are somehow an aspect of Brianna.
- Quartarget, a Galagoddess-tier move attributed to the Ginger Genies.